Contest #1: Forum Ranks
 

Thanks to all who have entered! Within the next few days, I will be getting 10 people unrelated to the contest pick out their favorite. If there is a tie, I will get 10 more people to choose, until there is a definite answer. Stay tuned..

Refer to the contest page here.

Rules:
Must come up with at least 10 different ranks
Must submit their entry in this thread. Do not e-mail them to us.

Quick example:
0 Posts: Noob
50 Posts: Good noob
100 Posts: Super Noob
250 Posts: Alpha Noob
500 Posts: Omega Noob
1000 Posts: Ultra Noob
2500 Posts: l33t Noob
5000 Posts: Super Ultra Crazy Noob
7500 Posts: w00t Noob
10000 Posts: Deathspawner

You can make the system the way you like, and the number at which the rank changes is up to you. You may enter more than once.

You must use your proper e-mail when signing up for the forums, as that's how we can verify that the prize will be sent to the right person. You will never receive spam from us, or anyone else, because you are signed up on these forums.

Good luck to all who enter.

Ok, here's my shot at the prize!

1. Obliviot [0 Posts]
2. E.M.I. [50 Posts]
3. Coastermaker [100 Posts]
4. Partition Master [250 Posts]
5. Tech Monkey [500 Posts]
6. Tech Junkie [1000 Posts]
7. Master Modder [2500 Posts]
8. Locutus (l33t Borg Yo) [5000 Posts]
9. Hardw1red [7500 Posts]
10. Tech Guru [10,000 Posts]

User: 0-25
Trainee: 26-50
Newbie: 51-100
Jr Techie: 101-200
Sr Techie: 201-300
Jr Advisor: 301-500
Sr Advisor: 501-750
Jr Admin: 751-1000
Sr Admin:1000-2000
Guru: 2000+

I can't believe I'm posting this...

0-100 posts: abacus
101- 500 posts: eniac
501 - 1000 posts: edvac
1001-2500 posts: univac
2501-5000 posts: LARC
5001-7500 posts: VLSI
7501-10000 posts: CRAY
>10000 posts: LCARS

Ok the order of this is subject to change and I may edit this later but...

0 Posts: n00blet
50 Posts: n00b
100 Posts: Q basic
250 Posts: Net Head
500 Posts: Tech Head
750 Posts: Wired in
1000 Posts: Case Kracker
1500 Posts: Custom Case
2000 Posts: Water Cooled
2500 Posts: Tech Fiend
3000 Posts: Modified
4000 Posts: RdRAM
5000 Posts: 1337
7500 Posts: Come here often?
8000 Posts: > you
9000 Posts: SLI
10000 Posts: Overclocked King

0-50 Grasshopper
51-100 Novice
101-150 Student
151-200 Helper
201-250 Advanced Helper
251-300 Sensei
351-400 Master
401-500 The Elite
501-999 Ultimate Destroyer
1000 Enlightened One

Second Idea

<100 = 1
101-500 = 1100100
501-1000 = 111110100
1001 - 2500 = 1111101000
2501 - 5000 = 100111000100
5001 - 7500 = 1001110001000
7501 - 10000 = 1110101001100
>10000 = 10011100010000

Ok I'll stop now, maybe.

Alright my Ranking System.

0 Posts: N00B Spammer
50 Posts: Sophmore Spammer
100 Posts: Junior Spammer
250 Posts: Senior Spammer
500 Posts: Graduated Spammer
1000 Posts: Still Circling the Parking Lot Spammer
2500 Posts: Annoying Spammer
5000 Posts: Way Past Annoying Spammer
7500 Posts: Almost Forced to Leave Spammer
10000 Posts: Professional Spammer

I think they are in order by intelligence

0 Posts: Cave Troll
50 Posts: Dwarve
100 Posts: Orc
250 Posts: Ogre
500 Posts: Ring Wraith
1000 Posts: Hobbit
2500 Posts: Ent
5000 Posts: Elf
7500 Posts: Human
10000 Posts: Sorcerer

HMMM....

0-10 PCI Private
11-50 Cache Corporal
51-100 SCSI Sergeant
101-200 PROXY PSG
201-300 SATA 1SG
301-500 CMOS CSM
501-700 LAN Leutinent
701-1000 CAT5 Captain
1001-1500 MHZ Major
1501-2000 CPU Colonel
2000+ GHZ General
:D

0 posts-Dell user
1-150 posts-Compaq user
150-500- Gateway user
500-1000 posts-Macintosh user
1000-5000 posts-Home made pc user
5000-7000 posts- Modded pc user
7000-9999 posts- Cyber Power user
10000+ posts- Alienware User (if possible, printed in green neon letters)

Home built Modded PC's > Home built PC's > Cyber Power/Ibuypower PC's > Alien Warez

0 Posts: 0 Mhz
50 Posts: 500 Mhz
100 Posts: 1 Ghz
250 Posts: 2.5 Ghz
500 Posts: 5 Ghz
1000 Posts: 10 Ghz
2500 Posts: 25 Ghz
5000 Posts: 50 Ghz
7500 Posts: 75 Ghz
10000 Posts: 100 Ghz

I'll Play Along...
 

1 - 10 Brand Noob
11 - 20 Mostly Noob
21 - 50 Noob
51 - 100 User
101 - 200 Windows User
201 - 500 Xpert Windows User
501 - 1000 Linux User
1001 - 2000 Xpert User
2001 - 5000 Opinionated User
5001 - 10000 Wise User
> 10000 All-Knowing User


G.

1-50: moldy cheese
100: stale beer
200: spam
500: cold pizza
1000: taco supreme
2000: cheese fries
3000: double bacon-sourdough jack
5000: 5-alarm wings
7500: babyback ribs
10000: surf n' turf