My attempts!
1 - Woo Hoo! You can type!
2-50 - what? Still going?
51-200 - Something serious this way comes...
201-450 - Shape it up, lacky!
451-500 - Ermm.. Listen up, Lacky!
501 - Feeling cocky, eh?
502 - 600 Needing a new keyboard
601 - 800 Needing new fingers
801 - 1000 Needing a new chair
1001 - 1500 I have no life, other than this forum!
1500 - 3000 Neo... Schmeo
3001 - 5000 Needing a shower
5001 - When I type, the Internet listens....
10000+ - Geezus, here are the keys... call us when you are done...
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