|09-09-2008, 06:13 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Atlantic Canada
How-To: Punch Oasis In The Face
Alright, I don't often find Cracked.com articles funny (this might be the first), but this article is well-worth a read:
In Canada yesterday, Oasis star Noel Gallagher was attacked by a fan who leapt up on stage and pushed him over. The show came to a halt for 15 minutes or so while the two brothers conferred backstage, and, Iím guessing, said ď****Ē a lot. The duo did eventually return to the stage to finish the set, much to their fansí delight, as they were anxious to get a chance to finish Noel off. Iím kidding of course. These were Oasis fans after all, who statistically hate Oasis less than anyone else.
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|09-16-2008, 10:02 AM||#2|
Join Date: Apr 2005
I agree with you first idea Rob.... Take the chance and finish him off!
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