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Old 03-19-2006, 02:24 PM   #1
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Default Man throws penis at cops

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

I want to know just how drunk someone would have to be in order to think this would be a good idea.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
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Old 03-19-2006, 03:49 PM   #2
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Dude, I don't care how drunk and/or intoxicated/messed up from other substances you are... that is no reason to go around and chop your wang off.

That is one crazy story.

It seems he'll prolly have a hard time in prison...
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Old 03-19-2006, 03:59 PM   #3
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That boy is going to the crazy house for sure.............that hurts just thinking about it...........
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Old 03-19-2006, 04:08 PM   #4
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Getting tazered after cutting off your own junk....now that's someone having a bad day.

The guy spells this name "Jakub". What do ya expect.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:16 PM   #5
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Gives new meaning to a cockfight.
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Old 03-19-2006, 06:21 PM   #6
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Lol.................... .............And one lost the hard way.
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Old 03-19-2006, 06:22 PM   #7
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LoL Rob!

I couldn't imagine ever doing that for any good reason.. ANY. The guy's got to have some serious problems.
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Old 03-19-2006, 06:50 PM   #8
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My body cringes at the mere thought! Ahh!!!!!!
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:17 PM   #9
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If anyone I'm fighting EVER lobbed his severed wang at me I'd be forced to conceed. How do I show up that move?
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Old 03-25-2006, 08:46 AM   #10
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Haha yeah. It would probably stop me in my tracks, that's for sure.
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Old 03-25-2006, 11:40 AM   #11
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Good thing Mortal Kombat never picked up on that move....
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Old 03-25-2006, 06:04 PM   #12
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I would of been a bit concerned about germs. Could be even deadlier then a real gun, if the person throwing it was infected with a contagious disease. Laugh now and you end up dieing later.......
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Mine is far too heavy to throw




Hey why is my wife laughing hysterically right about now
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Old 03-26-2006, 09:51 PM   #14
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One word sums up this entire thread: "Sick"

I think that word covers it all.....
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:27 AM   #15
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Kinda reinds me of that joke, where Lorena Bobbit tossed the wang out the car window, and it hit the car behind them...

*Whap!*
Driver : "WHat the hell was that?"
Passenger : "Dunno, but did you see the size of the prick on that mosquito that just hit the window??!?!?"

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